Hello fans and non-fans and all neutral parties! We are down to the final two matches, but World Cup Fever continues to heat up (and boy are they sweating today in Miami). While I have not — confession —actually watched a whole entire WC match on TV, I've watched many random minutes and have — especially — paid close attention to the ancillary side stories, which might be some of the best World Cup stories. There are so many! I’ve been bookmarking and texting myself FIFA-
